I have not so recently noticed the ever growing number of reality T.V. shows centered around having babies and families. Shows like "18 Kids and Counting" and "Raising Sextuplets" are growing in number. I have began to notice these shows and how I could make my own version of them.
The first one:
My version would be called "I look 16 and Pregnant". Instead of showing my struggles with going to school prego and then the birthing process with my nasty boyfriend fighting with my mother in the delivery room, my version would show my struggles with working while prego and my mom and cute husband really getting along during me pushing out the baby. Maybe not as interesting.....
Show Two:
Like 16 and Pregnant, my version of this show would be called, " I look like a Teen Mom", Instead of showing me and my white trash boyfriend fighting over how he cheated on my once again, and play dates with other unmarried teen moms, my version would center on how I get funny looks at Wal-mart because people think I'm a teen mom, and play dates with this
cute girls baby boy.
Show Three:
So my version of this show would be called, "I did know I was pregnant". It wouldn't be about how I thought I was just gaining a little freshman 15 and then one day gave birth in my dorm bathroom to a somehow healthy baby, my version would be about how my husband just knew I was pregnant so we went to a Walgreens and took a test in their bathroom.
Show Four:
I have never actually seen this show but I thought the picture was funny, I am sure though that I could make my own version of this show with me pushing out my baby in a delivery room with Brad there. I would make sure the camera angles where classy though because the whole world doesn't need to see that.
And last but not least:
Show Five:
My version would be called, "Brad and Cait Plus One". My version would differ a little from the original because Brad doesn't wear nasty Ed Hardy shirts and isn't a tool.
So if you haven't got all these not so subtle hints you can all just call us Juno and Bleeker.
Because my eggo is prego,
That aint no etch-a-sketch, thats one doodle that can't be undid.
Baby Scott is due September 6!
( this was when I was 9 weeks so its a lot different looking now)
I am now a little over 17 weeks pregnant. I had a doctors appointment yesterday and we set the date to find out what our little bean is: April 21.
* Disclaimer, I realize its April fools but I'm not fooling anyone. I feel like the little girl who cried wolf since two years ago I had my pregnant sister pee on a stick for me to show Brad I was pregnant. Poor kid fell for it for a minute.
